officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via ruinedchildhood)

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"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."

Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

Thiss

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wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

(via walkslikejesus)

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mansexfashion:

AMERICAN HUSTLE

Photography: Mert & Marcus

Models: Brian Shimansky, Chad White, Jamie Wise, Landon Falgoust, Veit Couturier, Schuyler, Kurt Collins, Adam Kai and Jordan Elias

Man+Sex=Fashion

Follow Me on Instagram

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

(via tyleroakley)

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90s90s90s:

Eminem x Robin WIlliams

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theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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white-wid0w:

America

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teapalm:

(Tasha Marie)

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